do you ever like ship people in real life like your friends? like when my favorite OTP comes around in real life i get so exited. or is it just me
- fun fact about the human body!
- if you took the skin of an average human and laid it out
- you would have enough
- to get a pretty fucking serious criminal conviction
(via iwillmindfuckyou)
cosmo sex tip #666
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
(Source: rappinpicard, via laughcentre)
A haiku about getting out of bed
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no
(via iwillmindfuckyou)
you can’t buy a boyfriend but you can buy a cage
Just got an idea
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
roses are red
violets are blue
will you make out with me
no why are you running away
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
“OMG WHY CAN’T SUMMER JUST BE HERE ALREADy?!?!?!?”
(Source: mechastreisand, via comical-derpina)
| Doctor: | Are you sexually active? |
| Me: | Ha |
| Me: | Hahahaha |
| Me: | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| Me: | HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE. |
| Me: | OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR |
| Me: | JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD |
| Me: | Hahaha |
| Me: | Haaa.... |
| Me: | Whooooooo, that was a good one. |
| Me: | No, no I am not. |
so part of my spanish test was to listen to sentences the teacher read and write if it was logical or illogical. one of the sentences was “el toca el piano en la piscina” (he plays the piano in the pool) and I put logical and my teacher counted it wrong saying nobody plays the piano in a pool.
I beg to differ.
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
can you ask someone out by saying, ‘i ship us’ or is that weird
(Source: jamespottersexytime, via laughcentre)
